US tycoon and leading Republican Presidential flag bearer Donald Trump is in trouble. Following his recent negative remarks on Africans, Mexicans and Kenyans in particular, some people have decided to partner and demolish his Presidential ambition.
A Kenyan-American businessman Christopher Njoroge Maina in conjuction with Alejandro Juan Pablo, a top Mexican businessman living in New York, are planning to manufacture condoms bearing Trump’s image and name them Donald Trump Condom. So far, they have manufactured some samples and Trump haters seem to welcome them wholeheartedly.
Asked why they did so, they said they wanted to teach him a bitter lesson of his life so that he can learn some manners and know how to respect other human races.
“Trump thinks he is smart? Oh! no! he is not. He is only rich but there is nothing valuable between his ears. What does he take us for, robots? Someone should edify him that we are too smart than he thinks and we are going to do whatever it takes to ensure he does not pass a night in The White House. I am sorry for disrespecting him but he deserves it. This condom will serve him right by teaching him a lifetime lesson. How can he say that he will deport us back to our motherland yet he forgets that he is too an immigrant here? We haven’t said we will send him back to Germany because we respect his ancestral pedigree.” Said Mr. Njoroge.
Mr. Alejandro declined to speak to us saying his actions will speak louder than words. The two said they already have overwhelming orders of the same despite the fact that theirs are the most expensive condoms.